LIST OF 25 TOP HOCKEY CHIRPS – Clean Language
25 TOP CHIRPS
- “Your ankles get more ice time than you do.”
- “I’ve seen bigger hits in Little League.”
- “Hey goalie, I’ve seen coupons that save more than you.”
- “You’ve been scratched more than a lottery ticket.”
- “Does your coach know your out here”?
- “If you want more ice time, I hear they are hiring a Zamboni driver”?
- “I’ve seen better hands on a digital clock.”
- “Funny, I heard you were the worst player on your last team too.”
- “Have another donut.” (To a chubby ref – but beware – you will probably get penalized).
- “Buddy, you suck at hockey.”
- “How are you even here, are there 10 guys hurt.”?
- “There is more ice in my drink than you get all year.”
- “You look like a pilon out there.”
- “You’re softer than ten-ply.”
- “How do you tie your skates with no hands.”
- “It must be hard to eat when you have no hands.”
- “Hey goalie, I bet you’re good at Dodge Ball.”
- “Can I borrow your hands, I need a stone for my skates.”
- “Hey Buddy, I’ve dropped change that weighs more than you.”
- “I’ve heard better chirps from a dead bird”
- “Hey Ref, check your phone, you missed a couple calls.”
- “You got lit up more than a Christmas Tree.”
- “Hey goalie, switch to Geico so you can save more.”
- “I’ve seen better hands on a snake.”
- “I’ve seen better wheels on a boat.”
Greetings. In introducing myself, I must relate that family is most important. I am a husband, father and grandfather. Beautiful extended family. I was born in the 60’s. Graduated from Laurentian University in Sudbury in 1985 with a degree in Social Work. Recently retired.
Sports has been and continues to be my foremost outlet for stress. I have been a coach/ trainer on over 40 youth teams, including hockey, baseball and soccer. Hockey is my number one sport. Began playing as a young child and continue to play several times per week. Huge Fan. I am not an expert per say when it comes to having close contacts to the hockey world. Still have expertise as a Fan. I have probably earned some form of “Hockey PTSD” over the years with the highs and lows of the cheering for the Leafs. I want to respectfully share my opinion and respectfully view your opinions. Should be fun. Keep your stick on the ice.
Take Care and Stay Safe.